Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Bret Michaels

Guys...When you pick up a girl for a date on Valentine's Day don't tell the girl she looks Insanely HOT!  Tell her she's dashing or beautiful or Sexy!...Whoops!...I had a Bret Michaels moment...

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

09.16.2008 - Tattoo

I'm thinking about getting a tattoo.  I'm gonna put it on the back of my right ear because I've never seen a tattoo on the back of the someone's right ear before.  I might attract a new breed of woman as well.  Basically, woman who like tattoos in unique places.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

My Office

There is this cleaning service that has just moved into the office right accross from me. I've never seen so many Illegal Aliens in my life...There was like 30...I looked for Elián González, but was unsuccessful.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Spring Rolls

Have you ever had a really "good" Spring roll? It's like an orgiastic feast for the senses, plus it gives you lots of energy to be able to keep up with the demands of the fairer sex.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

May 7, 2008 - Say Hello to my little friend

I'm headed over to 22's house tonight to help her do a little house cleaning...Maybe after we're done we could "Sweep" together!

Timay Quotes coming soon

This is where i will say something.